Yo Mama Page

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• Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
• Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
• Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
• Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
• Yo mama so tall, she has Godzilla as a pet lizard
• Yo mama’s so stupid she thought fortnite was fork night.
• Yo mama so stupid she thought roblox was rob blocks(so she stole abc blocks from a toddler)
• Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
• Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
• Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
• Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
• Yo mama so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories